Big deal. I found half of a sleeping UAW worker under the 3rd row of my Traverse.

Whatever law it is that allows GM to use reverse indicators as approach/departure lighting. That one is the stupidest.

Pffftttt. I didn’t spend countless days pirating music on dial-up Internet only to have some fancy “Institute” tell me my favourite file extension is dead.

Those rear bumper steps didn’t last long

I have purchased better tools and a lift and I’m working on garage heat. I wont stop but I will make life easier. I’m now 40 and I have learned my lesson about cheap tools and no lift.

And to me, a partially erect penis.

1970's E150 in Columbus, OH. Just passing through to a conversion van convention in Indianapolis if memory serves correct. Comes through about the same time every year to visit friends in our complex. Rear has been converted into a sleeper.

Maybe 6 is for regular mode, and 7 is for EPA cheating mode?

This looks solid, but I’ve been using an older one from Vertex42 that allows you to switch between Snowball, Avalanche, or make your own custom orders for paying debt off, and will show you how much interest you’d be paying with each individual method. You can also add additional “snowflake” payments as…

But what about all the other cars you plan to run into later??

“What’s the problem? I was told to stand here, and wear this hat and jack..... oh shit.”

It get’s about 20 miles to the barrel.

Obviously someone got an 11 killstreak.

yes, but only because not grooming will ensure that you have no sex at all.

I have three children under 9. The first movie my 8 year-old saw in theaters was Cars 2 in 3D with digital projection. They have had a DVR with OnDemand programming their entire lives and the van we own has a DVD player.

That’s when I get unlazy and throw people’s garbage back at their front door.

Too bad it’s from Nissan, and will be a heaping pile of mangled garbage within the first 5K miles.

Well, I left Lockheed back in '09