Must’ve been an inside job!

good thing the police caught them all both

What part of this post tried to elicit snark, you dildo? I wrote it as straight as possible.

Honestly though, good for him. It’s gotta be brutal to squander that much money and deal with addiction. It seems like he has goals and a purpose, plus he’s cleaned himself up. No snark for this one.

I like this article despite not liking the game or series. I would like more essays of this calibre please. More thoughtful consideration of the game we play OT just as games but as aesthetic objects designed to elicit specific affects

Man, he’s gonna be pissed when someone reads this article to him.

Not only the best Ex-Batman Sidekick but also the best Ex-Batman. I love the run with him as the Bat and Damian as Robin. And I share your opinion on the mask, it looks stupid. The same with Robin’s shaved head.

This gif is so White it has a fully diversified trust fund.

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Ugh, I hate the people who are just impossible to explain anything to. I had a conversation about pesto this week that went like this:

HOLY SHIT DUDE I JUST GOT TICKETS TO THE SPONGEBOB MOVIE PREMIERE WANNA GO?

Oh my God, I so, so sympathize. This doesn't involve any Williams-Sonoma products, but 10 years on my son is still talking about the Christmas I tried to lightly toast some pignoli nuts (for biscotti) and instead they burned and looked like rat turds and when I threw them out - rather vigorously and hastily - they…

Six years ago my then 3 year old son saw the Santa version of the snowman pan in the catalog and asked me to get it. I did because I was 7 months pregnant and felt guilty about this being his last Christmas without a sibling. WORST DECISION. First, the fancy ass decorations in the catalog were done with fruit…

So I'm just going to put you down for a shank.