@wryknow: Okay well if you're telling the truth, you know damn well you can't just leave us hanging after saying such a thing.

@Pirandello: That's exactly what I was thinking. In my head I was screaming "get the fuck down!!"

@TheRealDoshu: There is something oddly appealing about them

@EbolaOcho: Clearly this is a creature that had just spawned from Reggie's nest in the mountains of Washington. And judging by the left leg, he has already soiled himself.

@eagle29: Amazing.

@lucky_you: I think if I had to pick only one example of what made me question the quality of the review, it would be that.

I don't regret watching Tron Legacy, but I do regret reading this article. Is there some kind of virtual compensation that I can get for the time wasted here?

@AxelFonze: I don't think anyone was expecting the plot to be a tour de force, so that isn't really saying much.

@holy holes batman: Those are the nerves in my body when I get angry.

I don't think I'll ever get back to a stage where I go by anything Ebert says. I would have missed out on a lot of good stuff because of him and his struggle to stay relevant.

@HobbitGamer: Unlike Batman

@4nth0ny: I agree, it always seems pretty lazy to me when people blame things on"4chan". That's like blaming AOL for hacking just because some hackers use AOL as their ISP.

@Shams is Sun: *louder, faster clapping*

@GamerKT: Only works if your last name is Jones.

This one actually evaded my spam folder, and I was really suspicious about it because I got two of them at the same time.

I love this man as much as one possibly can without it being sexual or creepy.

@[ZTF]The Power:

I'm sorry, but I read Mr. Newt one night when I lived in a dark rural area, and it scared the shit out of me. I had that in my mind every night for the rest of the week.

@Pope John Peeps II: seconded

@Salvador Gutierrez: I was gonna rent it on Netflix until I saw that it WASN'T on there. Thanks for this.