Almost as funny as hearing "brb tornado" on vent.

d'aww @ the terrified snake

@JayJello: I guess it's NSFW if you work as an Amish person.

SHUT YOUR MOUTH KOTICK

@PatS: I think I'm losing it at a slower rate, but it's depressing to say the least.

There is no "Matt Smith", The Doctor is just messing with us in our reality. I mean, "Smith"? Come on, he's making it obvious.

It's not a death ray, it's just pointing in the direction of the treasure.

@enlargedhousecat: sounds completely insane out of context

@PunkyChipsAhoy: OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

@monkeyking154: Yeah but you still can't do all three at the same time.

I hate you so much, Nintendo of America. Thanks for the Mario hat, though.

@Evil Tortie's Mom: R.O.A.C.H.: From how the behind-the-scenes stuff sounded with all the tension, the decision to put Ewoks in the film was made purely from a marketing standpoint, rather than everything you're saying.

@4sparta: YES

I would mostly say that would be a fair sentiment if we were talking about shovelware, but then again shovelware kind of makes up the entirety of these social games.

@Aibyouka-kun: In his defense, his mom was pretty hot at the time and she totally wanted it.

@RedCarmine: I think the difference is that it's a one-time $25 purchase for a vanity item, whereas this is more akin to a monthly text messaging bill.

This is dumb and I will never pay for it.

God that picture just makes me want to punch him in the face.

@Dr Emilio Lizardo: you are amazing

This is...amazing.