Lemme check my notes: so you have to stand for the anthem out of respect, but it’s cool to mock Vietnam vets for being POWs.

You must not have read the end of my second sentence.

Serena was the greatest at last year’s Australian even without the period.

Why should I trust his judgement over my own? I’ve never played or really watched tennis, but I have a specific construct in which I am correct in all things. People should listen to me, the protagonist of reality.

The problem with America is that it is full of Americans.

Anyone who says “crisis actors” should be beaten right away.

And nothing will be done about it.

Maybe corny, but I had the same instinct. She is deeply in shock and I hate that they even interviewed her.

They were all too busy printing “Come and take it” and “From my cold dead hands” banners for their next local gun rights rally.

Eh, both of them can fuck off. Dude who wanted to play open carry patriot in his fucking cargo shorts AND “PRAY HARDER” guy.

I picture those two guys as the tiny angel and devil sitting on Mike Pence’s shoulders... whispering in his ears... in a battle for his soul.

Jesus fucking Christ...

Yup!

Me. What Bostonian-level persecution complex do you have where that statement is the same as me saying that this is their peak?

What a bullshit strawman. No one is saying that this will be their peak, plenty of people are mocking Process fans’ assumption that this won’t be their peak.

I mainly just meant that this team seems to have more variables involved than normal, as Simmons, Embiid and Fultz have had absolutely insane starts to their careers so far. And yeah that’s basically what’s happening, but not much you can do but hope to prove them wrong. There are people currently rooting against the…

Sixers fans are eating shit here, but there’s a plan. They’ll claim they’re knowingly taking a bad position for a long time now, so they can have hotter takes in five years.

Sure, if Embiid stays healthy and him and Simmons turn out to be bonafide stars then this isn’t their peak at all, but it’s not a crazy prediction with the number of uncertainties involved. Right now you have to question Embiid’s health, whether Simmons without a jumpshot can be a legit superstar, whether Fultz will…

The Thunder team that was way more talented than this 76ers team that made the Finals and then never got back, yes.