From watching Sesame Street trying to resuscitate Elmo for the past few years?

HOW DID THE KID KNOW TO DO CPR

Hernandez learned everything he knew about the Bible from Tim Tebow, which explains why his understanding of it was incomplete.

Rob Gronkowski Crashes White House Press Briefing

In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

If they didn’t want it stolen, their servers shouldn’t have been dressed like that!

“Take that data”

(refs call charging on you even though the brick wall was clearly in the restricted circle)

Imagine living life while having opinions that are this terrible.

I keep saying this, but no one listens or maybe they just didn’t watch USA play. He was diving on the ground for balls, playing defense, rebounding, and creating offense without the ball.

it is very, very, very much both

Why would Indiana do THAT? (also shows either that George is underpaid or Carroll is overpaid or both)

In the great tradition of internet homers, I want to say “yo, do we really need to throw in VanVleet too? Isn’t Carroll and Nogueira enough? Maybe we can add a 2nd round pick”

I’m thinking Milwaukee!

Just as well. Guy thrives in isolation.

If Obama did that, it would be plastered all over Fox News every day for the entirety of his presidency.

I like the finger pointing.

So, no solution to healthcare yet?

Can’t wait for all the “He’s so selfish for altering his play in a way that could have negatively impacted his team” takes from the same people who talk about how sports is a business and the athletes know that and shouldn’t complain when teams bench players who are close to hitting contract incentives.