Table next to me, convo between two Jewish girls while looking at Cowboys game on TV a year or so ago:

Everyone on Deadspin is a comic, sans the audience.

I've been stuck in a job I hated twice. Both times, I couldn't move because my ex was out of work, and I couldn't take the risk of moving somewhere where the job might not have been as stable. I was utterly miserable. It was the kind of misery that would wake me up in the middle of the night, filled with the urge to…

"I have an iPhone case like this!"

That's Lester

Streaming video has gone too far.

Trying to think of a better word, but I'm stumped.

Damn it, you.

There's gotta be a better term for this than "footage".

Para los que tienen dudas sobre la baticueva...

NFL: [takes dump]

I think Jimmy Page sharing a song with P Diddy for this movie was the biggest travesty of all.