You know this fucker thinks a “VPN” is an STD.

Giuliani probably thinks you need to wear a condom to ensure you don’t contract VPN.

Best Kotaku article I’ve ever read, along with a valuable life lesson.

“Checking in.”

Donald Trump, wrong about something you say?

It’s a shame these guys seem to be on the bubble: I’m betting Elon Musk and everybody at Tesla really want them to succeed.

+1

I can’t believe this is the shit we argue about in 2016 and that Donald Trump could be our president next week. What the hell happened?

Please let this election end already. It just feels so weird rooting for Megyn Kelly for something.

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

Don’t watch the NFL if you can’t stomach graphic violence.

1. Take the oil

^ My reaction. I was actually like, “That guy even looks like Birkin... ohhh....”

Wait the head is totally fake? Holy junk.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

I still don’t understand how you heathens can eat runny yolk. Just fucking disgusting... the way you sop it up with toast... running all over your plate and touching everything else. Animals. Pure disgustingness.

I did this once from the passenger side of the car, over the roof, into the bucket. I peaked at a young age.

Fucking hypocrite getting plenty of support from the big banks, I see.

Most skill by a 74-year old playing basketball outside of Kobe Bryant.