Brian Hartline will be suspended for a game, then reinstated before the next game, then terminated and finally re-signed....pending an independent investigation by a former CIA official #NFLrules

this is all good but, how are they going to solve the problem where people crowd the boarding gate when they call for a particular group and then EVERYONE just blocks the way? I say you make folks sit outside the gate in their groups, rope them in, and load the plane by releasing each group one by one. If you're…

será que los comentarios de Gizmodo en Español tengan un punto de vista diferente cuando se habla del clima vs los que comentan en Inglés??

oh, you can bet I've used this before to fall asleep at night....

I bet that's exactly what they were going for, good catch!

LMAO both cleverly funny

...so it DOESN'T sound like when you're in the Enterprise

I guess I can see where you're coming from, and agree.

"wardrobe malfunction"

Metal Gear anyone?

Lion-O? The ThunderCats are on the future "Third Earth", if anything Mumm-Ra COULD get a poster, but wasn't he mummified and entombed in ancient Egypt? So I don't think a poster would apply anyway. AAAAND if you over think it, it shouldn't even be possible to currently have an image of a Lion-O who is in the…

case. closed.

l m f a o

Miami's transit system, just a little under 25 miles of railway. 23 stations, with the 23rd JUST opening this year...."fast" public transit sucks in Miami, unless you live in the general downtown area, other than that...there's always the bus, so I do envy Chicago and New York from past experiences.

somebody get this person a star please!

OMFG LMFAO....I'm sorry, but this was freakin' hilarious to read!

+1

xD

yet, in all of this wrath and chaos....I'd love to see it happen