Part of what irks me is the dealership keeps asking to buy my car (FiST) back so they can sell it used.

Y0u’re going to want to watch this first.

The Bene Gespresso have been selectively breeding yeast for years to create the Croissant Haderasch, which is a Chakobsa term meaning “The Vegetable Shortening of the Way.”

They test prospective pastries with the Cream Jabbar.

My killing word is “cruller”.

He who controls the pumpkin spice, controls the universe!

The pumpkin spice must flow.

FATHER! THE COFFEE HAS AWAKENED ME!

Oh, please let Dunkin’ Donuts co-opt this somehow.

When asked for a comment he said, “I like turtles.”

She’s fucking great; good to see something interesting win a Grammy for once

First!!

I heard their other big song, Yuve Yuve Yu first on Octane and I have to say I’m really liking their sound. Very cool 

Horse girl.

You know what happen when you give Lynch a big budget and a movie he has no interest in making?  You get Dune.

of course when I saw the headline I thought of

Anything Die Hard, but particularly:

Damn near everything Brad Pitt says in True Romance.
“Get some beer. And . . . some cleaning products.”
“They were here, and they said they were going to go there. And then . . . they went.”
“Don’t condescend to me, man . . . fuckin’ kill you.”

EVERYONE!!!!!!!

So I’ve got that going for me.