Gun hands Harry Potter with a cameo from Murray? Put me down as “present!”

This happened a few weeks ago.

Roger’s best Bond is For Your Eyes Only. Spy is second.

You must have been at least a teenager at the time to have that feeling. I was 6 when Star Wars came to theaters before the end of first grade and anyone who saw it was raving then, then the next year in second grade, anyone and everyone loved it and many had seen it many times by that point. In second grade the class…

The Goodbye Girl was a big hit? Bigger than Roger’s best Bond?! Had no idea.

He’s 39 years old! It’s long past time for him to change his last name!

I do believe all film casting should be based on nominative determinism. It’s why I’m so baffled that Ted Danson was never cast in any of the ‘Step Up’ films.

You GUYS. You didn’t buy enough of these wonderful cars and now they are going away.

I’m speechless, but with 36,895 comments, I haven’t always been speechless.  This post is the best prize ever!  Thanks so much, Andrew!

“I was once a mechanic for a small midwestern university. I never thought anything like this would happen to me...”

How do Early Millenials have money for this, but not Gen Xers?

GAMBLER 500!?!?! Heck yes! Give that baby a full send!

Does “crystal light therapy” involve chugging copious amounts of Crystal Light? Because I can’t get that image out of my head.

Healthline... okay.

I’m just glad my explitive will live on in the annals of Jalopnik history

This sounds like if Charlie Kelly wrote in to the column.

That’s all well and good until you go to a place that only offers medium, large and extra large.

*Psych

52! is such a large number, that it is a near certainty that every time you’ve held a deck of well-shuffled cards, it was the first time in history that a deck of cards has ever been in that exact order.

Oh, holy nuts, our tongues are shining brightly.