“Hail to the king, baby.”

You guys are awesome. It is not hyperbole to say that this site often gets me through the day. Keep up the good work, and for the love of god do not stick to sports.

You should know all there is to know about pathetic well. Dumb fucker who will call a woman a slut will stand up for a philandering dipshit of a president who also seems to think molesting women is all good. What a piece of shit you are.

Whoa, that vat has a name. Mia Farrow.

This is going off on a slight tangent, but has anyone tried to fry up a batch of little dill gherkins? They would be like popcorn pickles or something?

Chips all the way. More crunchy fried goodness per square inch. Plus, in my experience with spears, the batter/breading always falls off the minute you take a bite.

You’re the only person who has ever said “frickle”.

Chips all the way. If you’re going to fry something, you might as well maximize the fried surface area. Plus, spears are multi-bite, so you’re radically increasing the likelihood of pickle-breading separation. Which would be sad and illegal in 12 states.

Caity Weaver made a convincing case that the best all you can eat experience was spending 14 hours eating mozarella sticks at TGI Fridays:

“That’s a thing our kids do on the regular basis, you know, they try to change jersey numbers and sometimes don’t let us know,” said Gregory.

The higher limits of an R8 could be negated by a poor driver. The lower limits of a CR-V could be enhanced by a skilled driver. You can’t pick and chose your speed limits.

I wonder how much Hectoring he had to endure from the cops

My second car was the same as my first, but without all the stupidity.

Already proven a 1973 Olds Delta 88 Royale (no cheese) as owned by Ash Williams

Dave’s suggestion was almost perfect. However, he should have optioned to suggest a 300CD.
I mean - c’mon - PILLARLESS.

If the extinct bananas tasted like banana flavoring, maybe I glad they went extinct.

The greatest gag from It’s Always Sunny is by far the Man in the Couch scene.

A horse drawn carriage? But what if there were mares pulling it?

2nd gear: I bought a car from Carvana this week. It was a 2016 Highlander for my wife. It was cheaper hand had less miles than the same make/model/trim at the local dealership. I offered the same price to the dealership and the sales jabroni took my written offer to the “sales manager” jabroni, but no dice. I didn’t…