Pretty sure that is just a regular fish from Alita: Battle Angler.

can’t believe it took them almost 4 minutes to get to the point 

Oh, I want to live on this planet. It’s all those insufferable shitbags running around that need to leave.

It’s quite possibly the best song ever written about McDonald’s.

You sure showed that straw man who’s boss!

Ah, but at a minimum, we are fairly good at not mixing our metaphors.

Milo Yiawantfrieswiththat?

Someone needs to share this with Kevin Sorbo

This is the start of a much better way to get rid of a rogue executive than the American Impeachment process.

SO underrated. 

Like clock work, a Mazda article is made and Margin of Error has to go on his 1 man crusade... I actually feel sad for you for hating a car company that actually makes decent products so much.

So many policies for so many restaurants, I can’t remember them all.

It wants the credibility and cache of free-wheeling celebrity antics without the actual presence of such behavior.

I’ll show up as the Golem and just punch people.

I always tossed reds in the fridge for 30 minutes or so. People thought I was a weirdo, but I always said it was supposed to be “cellar temperature” and not just modern room temperature. It can make a $7 bottle of red taste like a $20+ bottle.

I came in wanting to hate it, but the more I look at it, its basically an embiggened VW Cabrio SUV.