And now I’m thinking how awesome Joel Mchale would be as Booster.

I want the follow-up to the She Shed story where the commercial shows the true story. That the local HOA president burned down the She Shed because she did not get it approved by the ARB and the husband has secretly been throwing out the demand letters because the She Shed makes her so happy.

That’s... actually decent casting for an older Blue Devil, though. I wonder if he’ll get zapped permanently into the suit.

You know the Sharks vs. the Jets, but what about the Sharks vs. the Sea Lions?

This is my finest ever contribution to Jalopnik.

I did a little digging and found out this guy paid $5,700 for it at Manheim Fredericksburg in October. In all its only worth about $8,000. It’s not so bad that he’s trying to double his money, he’s trying to get 160% of retail cost!

“How about when someone is supposed to be establishing their bona fides as the ‘Car Person’ in a movie so they use some technical jargon or slang to describe a car or component that is just completely wrong. For a normal car enthusiast it only makes it painfully obvious that they have no idea what the hell they are…

Marvel: Okay, what if his powers were laundry ba-

The first one was a hidden gem and took me by complete surprise. Jessica Rothe has some serious comedic acting chops and is a delight.

I was perfectly whelmed with the first one. It was a novel enough idea with a decent amount of enthusiasm and energy. It wasn’t very scary, the story as written was a bit hackneyed, and the twist was visible a mile away. But, again, it was executed with enough pizazz that it was a fun ride regardless.

The first one was a lot of fun. Watched it twice in one week once. 

The first one was a surprising delight, though this trailer literally spells out exactly what happens. So.... spoilers?

The first one was supposed to be a horror movie, but it wasn’t really that great. This one looks like it’s not trying to be much of a horror movie, more like a comedy thriller which I think will probably work better.

If you like time loops and cheesy slasher movies, you can’t go wrong with Happy Death Day.  I wouldn’t compare it to Edge of Tomorrow (which is one of my favorites) beyond the time loop concept and the way they have fun with the deaths, but it’s still a lot of fun.

It’s basically a generic term for an extremely tall sandwich.

“this potato-faced dink and his homina-homina act”

And don’t forget that Fridays bring the new episodes of NBC’s Midnight, Texas. IO9 covers non-genre stuff but doesn’t touch on a town full of vampires, hit women, witches, faith healers, and mediums. Should be right up their wheelhouse. Oh, and Hulu has all of the past eps if you want to catch up.

Mortal Engines had it’s premiere on Tuesday and seems to be getting good reviews (although they always skew positively at the beginning) Anyway, since io9 have been pretty useless at covering the movie, here’s an article I wrote about why I love the series so much and am so excited for the movie https://www.coachingfor…

It's hilariously sad how many people think this racist behavior is recent, or only limited to bumfuck towns in the south. 

And this is why Kristen is the best thing to happen to Jalopnik in years.