That's actually a good way to describe their situation, no joke. Except without a large age gap.

Not so much a lack of consent (although there IS that; part of the contract demands that she allow him to do things she frankly does not want to do, and when she does attempt to exercise her right to stop him, he just barrels on through anyway, and it's made pretty obvious that she really doesn't enjoy a lot of what…

And Sticky Dilly Buns, yes.

No, just tongue.

You're giving me vibes of Gary in these webcomics I read, because that is literally his sole talent for women: the "swirly-go-round," otherwise known as apparently the best oral sex anyone has ever had.

Never read the original comics, but I do remember the comic version of the movie in my Disney Adventures magazine answering the question of what happened to Peggy that apparently got cut out of the movie itself, probably because it would have been gory.

I love my Note 4. I went big with the Note 2, and haven't looked back, and frankly can't even imagine having a smaller one anymore. And I have small hands.

I now have to re-buy it on CD, clearly. My original copy is well scratched.

It did for me, so…unsure?

I know I don't want to Google his name now, which is depressing.

*raises hand*

I laughed, then wondered if I should be ashamed at knowing what this series is about TO laugh.

JJ would have benefited from at least two less episodes, and some harsh cuts, definitely.

To be entirely fair, that was during midterms when a good chunk of people don't bother to vote, and the reality is, that when you look at the numbers, only a quarter of the actual state voted for him. A QUARTER. It does speak to the general apathy of idiots, though

…yeaah, I love the movie, but they really didn't do what they could AT ALL. They could have used about ten minutes of exposition easily, you know, maybe during one of those times he and Lupin were talking, alone, when it would have been pretty easy to do?

I loved how it captured the atmosphere, and the fact that the kids really seemed to be coming into their own as actors at that time, but fuck was I pissed off at the end of it. Having to explain basically the entire thing to my mom (who never read any of the books) just so she understand what happened was not fun…

They should have just kept Barty Jr's survival a mystery like the book. Which would have meant literally excising ONE scene.

I ripped that for use as a ringtone, and I regret none of it.

Ooh. Makes sense.

I must be old, but what the hell is ghosting?