Hey now, nothing wrong with that. And consider the original was a raw onion if I remember right….

Only if it's sexy pillow fighting.

Yes. Or so Wikipedia says.

At this point, Brian May may as well just do "Brian May: the Biopic of the Man of Queen" and give up all pretense of saying he wants to do one about Mercury. Because killing the man off in the middle of his own story makes no sense at all unless May just wants an excuse to show himself off.

Go on…

Same thing happened in Wisconsin. Opened up a few and everyone went nuts, now I think they're all closed except for like two or three of them.

Cruella was hilarious in how they had to add an entirely new set of ideas onto her just to make her character work. After all, who would give a crap about her as a villain if she didn't have magic of some sort, and was just an old lady with a screw loose over puppies?

The characters don't just hold idiot balls, they're walking ambulatory penis idiot balls, I swear. I hate watch it with a lowering expectation every season. I'm expecting to be even more disgusted with this second part of the season than normal considering what happened in the start.

"I always tell people—you’re a UWM grad so you understand this—but I
always tell people that UWM has two inferiority complexes: one of them
is Marquette, and the other is UW-Madison."

I have no shame in admitting I have two t-shirts with Oregon Trail references on them. August, 1981!

(Sorry, I'm doing this from my notifications area, which won't let me edit comments) Also, you probably haven't seen the original pilot if you didn't see it when it first aired before the show did. So I probably am talking about something you technically have not seen in its entirety.

Think of it as Big Hero 6—the original movie that was in theaters—being cut up into four episodes to air as part of the TV show, with bits edited out for no reason.

It's pretty simple: before the show actually hit TV, those five episodes existed as a whole 2 hour movie as a PILOT to premiere the show. After that, they edited the movie version into the five episodes you're thinking of.

It was, but it was originally a movie that they cut up into episodes for syndication.

Well, it pisses ME off, don't know about you, but for pretty much all of those first run Disney Afternoon shows (at least Rescue Rangers, Tale Spin, and Darkwing Duck), they edited the original movie pilots into cut up episodes. Which removes some small things, and some kind of not so small things (like an entire…

To be fair, none of us particularly noticed it when we were kids and watching it; I know I didn't. (On the other hand, when there was 3D in cartoons, like Gargoyles, you really noticed it.)

I don't even play that game, and I'd still buy a Darkwing figure just because.

Still pissed they edited the pilots of the Disney Afternoon shows. They put the original out on VHS, but couldn't put it on the DVDs!?

Spanish vowels and Japanese vowels are basically exactly the same, so pretty much anyone who speaks Spanish would pronounce his name that way. Same with the L and R.

Must be why he cashed out at only two.