Impact seizure? Are you actually retarded? Guy holds his head. That’s it.

Except that the baker is losing a tangible object, in this case, a loaf of bread. The artist is losing nothing tangible, hence it not being theft, but copyright infringement.

Wow, you sound SO pathetic. Perfect Kotaku commenter, tho!

Your example would only apply if he had done that on American TV. But, oh surprise, he did it on Japanese TV.

In fucking JAPAN. Where they don’t have the same HISTORY.

Lol, a lot of fucking France answers your second-to-last grievance.

If you really think you’d enjoy Wicked or Hamilton the same in your couch, you’re beyond any help.

Based on vote tallies, millions of people voted for Trump. See how stupid you look using popularity as a measure of success?

advance, ADVANCE, see a ‘d’? NO, A-D-V-A-N-C-E.

Just imagine trying to beat the damn dragon or King Dice in that horrible thing... downloaders got what they deserved!

Ohhhhhh sure, you worked for them. As in, “I work for charity man! Never attend an event or donate an inch of my time. I WORK (as in, get paid) for them. Volunteering? Fuck that shit, man has to eat”.

He’s LITERALLY offering the definition of the disease. The EXACT opposite of anecdotal and gut. Go cry somewhere else.

Except that a FUCK ton of relationships do get fixed after someone cheats, and many of them die together. If you can’t be mature enough to see a mistake and let the other person fix it, well, that’s too bad.

You’re gonna get cheated on. That’s a statistic. And we’re gonna enjoy watching you burn to the ground, hahaha.

Boo-hoo. You got cheated and your life got “destroyed and stunted”. Get in line, poosaaaaay.

Yeah, sure buddy. You’ve never betrayed a friend’s trust. Never looked the other way when something happened. Someone should build you and your righteous ass a nice statue.

When you want to accept that humans are very fucking complex and that even cheating works into that, you can return and be a part of a better…

Yeah, 6-7 years after the original raids. It’s like getting angry because some game from 2005 turned off its servers and released a new iteration of the franchise with the same game modes (which always happens...).

Please share with us any photo evidence of your help to homeless or veteran communities, be them money, time or resource donations. Because if you can’t, then you’re just another smart-ass desktop activist, and you ‘d really need to shut up then.

So, you let a video game determine your self worth? (I know YOU don’t, but I find it pretty pathetic that ANYONE on Earth could let that happen).

I mean, even on his best day, Schreier is still a Kotaku writer. No wonder he did this. Hey Jason, I’m SO glad I read your actually decent book by pirating a copy. Glad to take 25 or whatever you charge out of your pocket. I’ve also shared it with multiple people. And reading this, I’d do it again. Daily.