His lawyer initially argued that he was drunk, requested drug counseling and gps monitoring, which the judged refused.

Fits your name..(not judging)

Don’t worry about the squirrel, they’ll use all the parts

Hey at least the Nationals had a big comeback win tonight. Looks like it’s their year.

I’ve been wondering this myself. I’m not a huge basketball fan but I follow the Women’s game. However as a Maryland fan I’ve attended more Terps games than Mystics games. Even when they do the thing where they draft players from the local college it doesn’t make me significantly more interested. It’s kind of…

Heh, it’s in catcher’s locker

Who’s the bad dog? Me, that’s who. Yes I am. Yes I am.

One less bat that’ll go cold in October.

Someone later tweeted at Mayock to break down the orangutan. Charles Davis laughed his ass off.

These are the guys who should’ve made Mouse Trap.

ESPN radio is going to have to find some new guests to interview for their Shell Pennzoil Performance Lines.

Damn you people! This is baseball!

That *whoosh* is the sound of people denouncing any notion of race in that tweet.

No! Wenger will outlast the fucking cockroaches. Next question

“Does the power have to do with the size or the strength of the bottom?”

I well aware of guys staying around for long careers. Also Cena and Orton were getting started when I left so I get them being there. It’s that I was reading about guys who stepped away from WWE a while ago coming back past their prime and having significant​ roles at WrestleMania. Even though he was before my time, I…

It’s bad that I recognized almost all those names, wondering​ why they’re still in the business and I haven’t watched in 10 years.

“Idiot in the Ring”?

Geno is just happy to have something to motivate the players who are coming back next year. He actually has to coach again next year and can’t just roll the ball out every game.