When asked if he could go home, the doctor said “neigh”

How you only get 5 hits and 1 run against a fat 43 year old with a bad back who doesn’t care if you steal? I would be bunting all night.

Best line is the announcer saying "Odor is now 2 for 5 today".

This the Facebook Live version?

Beach balls and sex dolls> bananas and flares

I see what Suarez is having for dinner.

I think he owes Mayock a percentage.

This interview is better than the one with Deion.

Historically Greeks love boners.

The Warriors got 73 wins and Kobe beat Jordan’s record of points scored by player over 35

Maybe he drew inspiration from this.

“Hey babe, could you pick up something from the store on the way home? “

“Baby when we’re grinding
I get so excited
Ooh, how I like it
I try but I can’t fight it
Oh, you’re dancing real close
Cuz it’s real, real slow
You’re making it hard for me”

He zipped when he should’ve zagged.

Bull, Australian for pitch invader.

If it doesn’t help you beat Serena, does it need to be banned?

“Sweet land of liberty, of thee I sing”

Maryland’s going to either make the final four or lose in the 1st round to a 14 seed..looking more like the latter.