“That’s because you haven’t used the atomic bomb.”

I don’t imagine the Department of Energy gives a shit.

Why do Krogans have four testicles?

Secretary of Education Laura Roslin wouldn’t have put up with this. She would have put them out the airlock. That being said, Roslin was probably a more competent Secretary of Education than DeVos.

U.S. History books will refer to this as the So Fucking Dumb Era.

Love her, but she’ll be 71 in 2020. Too old to run for President. The Democrats need some fresh talent and someone who can pull from the center and center-right. Not sure that’s her.

Daylin Leach‏@daylinleach

Trump: “What skin color are the people in Haiti?”

And, like clockwork, here come the Putinbots.

Can we keep a running list of the times it’s been written “even [this guy, who’s got terribly misguided ideas and most people disagree with him] thinks Trump is an asshole”?

Trump, according to the report, also refuses to hire a distinct communications director in addition to press secretary, forcing Sean Spicer to work as both, often summoning Spicer to his office after press briefings to compliment or berate him.

“You’re fired. I am hiring Melissa McCarthy.”

“Daddy, why do I not learn the same things as you did? Why do you have to teach me all over again when I get home?”

“Because in 2017 I got this sweet digital sword upgrade and America got Betsy DeVos. Also your voucher only covers the A & Bs. Everything else is an additional fee.”

Nazi Spice?

He better not run in 2020; he would be 78 years old! If he really cared, he would endorse or mentor a new crop of democrats. I am wondering if Senator Jeff Merkley of Oregon is planning to run. Also, Elizabeth Warren in a much better choice than Bernie Sanders, if we are going with the old guard.

My main is ALWAYS a person of color if human. The blacker, the better.

They’ve been bringing a hairbrush to a gunfight. They’re finally bringing knives.

every Democrat needs to realize that obstructing the government, blocking nominees, preventing votes, filibustering, etc has no fucking negative implications anymore.

I think cruelty IS his Viagra.