I like that he must spend a significant portion of his time being self-conscious. That he can be in the same orbit as so many of these “hot” conservative women and staffers and that he thinks his hair is what is holding him back. That he makes all of this money but saw “spray on hair” and called it a day. That he has…

Holy shit, that fucker is actually vain as well as a racist piece of trash?

Glue-eating dickhead Stephen Miller

I love that his baldness bothers him. I love that he thinks “if I just had hair, people wouldn’t think I’m a monster anymore!”

Hair dresser: How do you want to look for Face The Nation?

I’m not surprised he has shitty fake hair — after all, consider his boss. He learned at the feet of the master.