According to CBS, her attorney said that the woman isn’t a “lunatic” or a “racist,” but someone with an “alcohol problem.” Burchard-Risch, meanwhile, had nothing to say, either to Jama or to the court.

Beautiful execution, stuck the landing. 10/10

SEE

At this guy’s age, dressing as a Viagra bottle seems more appropriate.

On the other hand, it would be so helpful to all of us if rapey guys advertised their rapiness this clearly.

“Sir, is that a venetian in your hoodie?”

Oh man. That’s so dark, I applaud you sir.

On... on his foot, right?

This quote from Neil Gaiman about political correctness has stuck with me:

The key here, as another commenter pointed out, is that there’s a difference between complaining about objectification on one hand, and comparing the way that men are objectified in our culture to the way that women are, as though they’re remotely comparable.

Here’s an idea. Don’t confuse objectification and sexism.

Jesus you use a lot of commas.

Here’s a seal with the hiccups, to help out.

Don’t have a rage stroke! Lemme help you calm down.

Right?! What the fuck? How can someone going to a party a year after a gang rape be used against them? So, she wasn’t destroyed enough to stop attempting to have a normal life so fuck her and her case? This asshole.

Persky made a controversial evidentiary ruling which allowed the jury to view seven photographs of the alleged victim “partying about a year or so after the alleged gang rape. In the photos, she is scantily clad, wearing a garter belt and what appear to be fishnet stockings.”

Meh, I think seperate bedrooms can prolong a marriage. Not everyone is wired to sleep all wrapped up with someone else. Ignore their shit if it worls for you.

WHY THE FUCK ARE THESE NOT CALLED QUICKLES???

The thing about not flushing toilet paper isn't that unusual overseas. I work with a girl who was born and raised mostly in Turkey and she said they put it in a bag next to the toilet..something to do with the pipes