Facial interpretation from left to right:

Dude, what are you going to do when gawker.com shuts down? Are we stuck with you here?

Oh they haven't left her alone. Now they're saying it's just a ploy to save face because it never happened and she's still a gold digging whore. She could literally hand a suitcase of money to an abuse survivor and they'd still think she was lying.

Like I said, if it worries you, spend all of your time in a faraday cage. Because otherwise, it’s still just a radio signal and no different from all the other radio signals that are going through you this very second. The only way to avoid it is, like I said, a faraday cage. Otherwise it doesn’t really matter what…

She is a fool to pander to the ant-vax crowd. She doesn’t need to win Oregon. If she just plays it straight, the Greens will get 5% of the national vote which would be significant and historic.

Having said that, when presented with two entrees of steaming stinky shit, and a “doctor” who doesn’t act like one, I am…

No, I just understand how radiation works. It has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with science. If wi-fi signals were dangerous, we’d already see the effects with radio and TV signals, which are basically the same thing.

If you think non-ionizing radiation is harmful to you, stay in a dark faraday cage at all times and you might have hope. Otherwise, wi-fi is no different from all the radio and TV signals that go through you every moment of the day and have since we started broadcasting radio over a century a go.

She is a fool...

the Greens will get 5% of the national vote

Only the first one?

Um, no, the rate of *serious* and *verified* adverse events for Gardasil does not exceed the occurrence rate of cervical cancer. Given cervical cancer is one of the most common cancers in women, that’s a patently absurd claim.

Politics will be politics, and garbage politicians say stupid shit they don’t believe all the time in order to appeal to large swaths of, let’s face it, fucking morons. But, some things have to remain sacred. There is no finer example than hiding behind the bullshit axiom of, “I’m just asking questions.” No you are…

Thank you.

SHE DIDN’T DELETE THE TWEET, SOMEONE ON HER CAMPAIGN DID.

The Green Party will get less than 1% full stop. The phenomenon of elevated polling numbers for third party candidates relative to actual election results is really, really well established.

Jill Stein makes a lot more sense if you assume she is in the process of pitching a reality show where she goes into practice with Ben Carson for the 2017 Upfronts.

*psst* pharmaceutical companies would make a fuck-ton more money off the treatment of people with vaccine preventable diseases than they make off of vaccines themselves.

“SHE DIDN’T DELETE THE TWEET, SOMEONE ON HER CAMPAIGN DID”

I believe that asking questions is part of our responsibility as scientists. And as physicians, we always need to be asking those questions.

I mean, there *are* real questions about vaccine safety, inasmuch as real people ask them. Those people are wrong.