Watching Trey Gowdy (R-Slytherin) stammer and bluster and sweat again would be worth it though.

It’s really sad that what she was trying to accomplish in life will now only be accomplished because of her death. You’d think that in the 21st century there would no longer be any need for people to become martyrs.

yes!!! i have been waiting for this to happen for about a year now. seems like the news finally got around to josh.

My current fashion motto: if I was too shy to wear it during the actual 90s, then godammit I’m wearing it now!

I am the nineties calling to say that I would like my look back. Seriously- that was my look. Damnit. I rocked those things, you know? Enjoy, kids!

I don’t think that’s necessarily a Gawker thing. I think it’s a combination of people who hate the “thoughts and prayers” sentiments because they’re pretty much meaningless and people who get pissed at Republican lawmakers sending their “thoughts and prayers” in the wake of tragedies that usually include gun violence…

I think you’re talking about The Crush with pre-Clueless Alicia Silverstone. I love that movie!

I also have to comment on your name. Tori reference?

I wonder if we’re at an inherent advantage just for thinking about stuff like this. Being aware of the issues you and your partner deal with, and how that might affect your kids, probably puts you ahead of most people. Because most people don’t even acknowledge that they have issues, much less think about and process…

I once went on a maybe date with a d00d to a Mets doubleheader. In between, he said “let’s take the train in and get something to eat that’s not stadium food.” Excellent, I thought, here are some of my favorite good cheap eats in Manhattan!

Hey! The chicken chipotle crispers were the bomb in Phantoms, yo!

So the top grossing movies of the year so far will be about female characters, two of them will feature actresses who are out lesbians and one is directed by a woman?

Same. Super over the criticisms of BLM that go “well this other issue is also bad so why doesn’t BLM care about that?!” If there’s something else you think needs attention then get your own movement, bro.

and her regret that “black people have to act belligerent” to be heard.

I am 36, and I feel as though I’ve been running one step ahead of a tidal wave for my entire life. Sometimes I didn’t see it, and other times I’ve felt the spray of the waves on my ankles, but I do feel terrible for all of the younger people who come after me. They are being tossed here and there by the wave, and I…

I laughed so hard I farted when reading this.

I maintain that Marcia and Marshall Langman are the two most realistic characters of that entire series.

SEND THIS BACK TO THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL.

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