Proof that DIVA rubs off. Why else would you think you could pull off a Joan Collins turban?

I have this fantasy about Ivanka. It’s not dirty. We get all the way through to the election. 3 days before, Ivanka calls a press conference. She denounces her father and starts spilling horrible secrets. Donald Trump loses by the YUUUGEST margin ever and the independent party, while not beating Hillary, becomes a…

I love her. I bet she is super fun.

I think we can all agree that whoever the shared parent of Bill and Roger is, he or she is responsible for a ridiculous amount of panty dropping through the generations.

Thor, Capt. America, New Kirk? The rest of the quadrangle?

Because it was for men?

I will be singing that song all day now.

I know a young woman, early 20s, falls under the LGBT umbrella who has decided that Hilary isn’t strong enough on the environment so she just isn’t going to vote. Fuck her, and the fucking berniebros, and all the fucking “third party candidates need to become viable” jackasses. It makes me genuinely angry that these…

Right . I mean it's only civil rights on the line. Waste your vote! That's not shortsighted at all.

So how do you decide who to root for? I mean wife beater vs dog fighter should pretty clear, but how about when it's rapist vs rapist? I know that's heading into stats territory, and might be a little more math than you care to do, but I'm guessing it's probably weighted in favor of the guy who did the raping as a…

Sigh. I'm all weepy. I am going to miss the Obamas SO MUCH.

Um, I think you probably have nice parents and a good family. But it usually not at all obvious, even to the scapegoat. Until everyone is grown and nobody can figure out why one kid hates their family, or has a million issues, or cuts off everyone. And from the outside, as long as the scapegoat has food and clothing,…

Excellent article! This our plan for our family. In elementary school I was switched from private to public back to private. The level of difference in the available education was huge. And this was before fucking No Child and 8 standardized tests per year. We won't be able to afford private schools but we can afford…

My earliest memory is watching my Dad do coke off of a marble square in the basement of his friends house. It was black with white veins and then I got to play on the drum kit. Ugh.

If their parents had a scapegoat/golden child dynamic going on, it isn't very likely the golden child can even see it.

You do know that Norman Reedus isn't actually Daryl right? And Josh Jackson peaked at 16. Now he has an aged baby face. Ick.

Wasn't Diane Krueger caught making out with Norman Reedus in a bar in the last year? I would consider that a trade up.

We were talking last night about what we would do if our kid turned out to be a bully. That’s a big issue for us. And while we know we may have to throw all of our plans out when we meet the kid, we are mostly creating our parenting philosophy through discussing how we wish our parents had dealt with various things. I…

Yes, made especially for the article Me and a Gun several months back.

I have a handful of issues and there is addiction, suicide etc in my extended family. We are currently trying to get pregnant. My husband will possibly be contributing dyslexia, a stutter, and whatever is wrong with his parents. I’m not worried about any of it. We aren’t flying blind so we can deal with all of these…