Wow, that is a whole lot of dumb argument in so few words.

But, most games don’t let you choose, you are given a specific character to play as.

Nintendo is also behind on storage space. The single 30MB harddrive they have hosting the Mario Maker levels needs to be upgraded so they won’t need to prune the pool so aggressively.

Bummer that the next 2 games were pretty much the exact same sequence of events and enemy progression.

That level (the library) horrible. No else in the game was the copy/paste template used to design many of the levels so blatantly obvious.

Well, the persons writing the expansion wrote something, and now some other people want the content compromised , because they may be uncomfortable with what said authors wrote.

Mine is marking secret/hidden jump points, just a little bit to the side so the jumper misses the platform.

Modding those controllers is easy though?

“People are going to love paying for mods they could get for free up until recently on a five+ year old game”

I modded mine by unplugging it and getting a better controller.

“It hits all you tastebuds when you slurp” is nonsense and made up. It will “hit all your tastebuds” by being moved through your mouth, sucking a bunch of air into your mouth when eating is not going to spread it around inside any better than simply eating it.

The image in my head: Two gnarled twigs with a few leaves still jutting out of them placed next to the plate.

This is why you have no friends

Replace soy sauce with ketchup, and sushi with meat, and then decide if you are still alright with the statement. (and why shouldn’t you be?)

You have also learned how to be great fun at parties as well.

Yes, they spent years and untold effort on a game because “they wanted to test what they could get away with against the copyright”

I agree with pretty much all this, but I will say that $150USD is a lot for a controller, even one so nice. I love my Elite, and I think if you have $150 to spare there are worse things you could do with the money, but it is going to be a little too steep for most people. The customization software, and paddles should…

The DS4 was my goto for pretty much everything until I got my hands on an elite. The elite really is about perfect. The dish shapped D-Pad has become my all-time favorite D-Pad, the extra weight, improved shoulder buttons, and the triggers have just the right amount of resistance.

This sounds a little creepy, but it is otherwise a perfectly valid opinion. Gone Home isn’t about escapism, and if escapism is what you want in a game (and that is a perfectly valid expectation) GH isn’t going to click.

The proliferation of online walk throughs, and good old exageration of one’s awesome video game skills tends to compress time a lot.