“People are going to love paying for mods they could get for free up until recently on a five+ year old game”

I modded mine by unplugging it and getting a better controller.

“It hits all you tastebuds when you slurp” is nonsense and made up. It will “hit all your tastebuds” by being moved through your mouth, sucking a bunch of air into your mouth when eating is not going to spread it around inside any better than simply eating it.

The image in my head: Two gnarled twigs with a few leaves still jutting out of them placed next to the plate.

This is why you have no friends

Replace soy sauce with ketchup, and sushi with meat, and then decide if you are still alright with the statement. (and why shouldn’t you be?)

You have also learned how to be great fun at parties as well.

Yes, they spent years and untold effort on a game because “they wanted to test what they could get away with against the copyright”

I agree with pretty much all this, but I will say that $150USD is a lot for a controller, even one so nice. I love my Elite, and I think if you have $150 to spare there are worse things you could do with the money, but it is going to be a little too steep for most people. The customization software, and paddles should…

The DS4 was my goto for pretty much everything until I got my hands on an elite. The elite really is about perfect. The dish shapped D-Pad has become my all-time favorite D-Pad, the extra weight, improved shoulder buttons, and the triggers have just the right amount of resistance.

This sounds a little creepy, but it is otherwise a perfectly valid opinion. Gone Home isn’t about escapism, and if escapism is what you want in a game (and that is a perfectly valid expectation) GH isn’t going to click.

The proliferation of online walk throughs, and good old exageration of one’s awesome video game skills tends to compress time a lot.

Do you get this mad when other games you dislike are well liked? I am guessing not, and that should tell you something.

Yes, literal/figurative children getting mad because someone is preventing them from playing with their toy is exactly as bad as a war zone in which tens of thousands of civilians are killed yearly.

A lot of people take great enjoyment in other people getting really mad maybe? I admit I have had times in the past that my day was endlessly brightened because I had people screaming at me over Xbox live or messaging me about how mad they were.

Not that I think the situation surrounding Bear Simulator is a good one, but by your logic, the only people allowed to review and or comment on games are delevopers of the same caliber as the person making the game. This isn’t required in any other form of media, why should it apply to games?

Negativity is really easy to sell. It is far easier to laugh at the expense of a game, and drag along a gang of followers to mock it, than it is to be entertaining in some other way.

Assuming that continental drift moved the land mass 4000-odd miles to the southeast in the 12000 year interim, sure.

I actually noticed a strong similarity the first time I saw the Primal map, and sort of suspected that this is what they may have done. Having said that, I am not really all that bothered by it.

and terrible spelling.