Am I alone in never ‘stealing off to the woods’ when I was part of a young couple? Quietly have basement sex would apply better I think.

No! Who will cater to my love of gruesome violence and women’s feet!

That is slightly horrifying in the best manner, love it.

Looks like Pablo Escobar’s dorky white cousin.

People love Morrowind but I tried to play it on Xbox and it was unplayable. I don’t know what esoteric system I wasn’t understanding but I couldn’t hit anything and just had a generally miserable experience with it. Oblivion is my fave too.

You pretty much have to be a composer to pull that off right?

Hey, I made a shitty joke, I’m sure she’s a lovely mother/grandmother. Bad taste on my behalf.

I praise your sanitary genitals and offer no judgment. Do you touch other things throughout the day? Do you wash your hands prior to micrurating then? Does your package never get sweaty?

Every Asgardian boy remembers his first glowfish puppy, probably just can’t get Mr. Pobbles off his brain.

One of the friendliest mugs in the animal kingdom.

Looks comfy but I’m always weird about necks on sweaters, feel like I’m wearing a collar.

Apex sea predators are pretty neat.

So they dress her up like she’s going to a Quidditch tournament.

Strident-X Pads, mercilessly subjugate your blackheads with the unadulterated fury of a hundred screaming Gilbert Gottfrieds!

No need to apologize for a grammatical lapse in the course of being a competent and productive human. Respect the multi tasking!

That really sucks, allergies that severe sound like a total pain in the ass. Hopefully you don’t really love shrimp.

I’m a Bees fan myself, it’s better in summer but in winter I need to strategically leave lip balm throughout my house so I can apply it compulsively. I don’t like that EOS at all and for some reason my Sharpei actively tried to eat it the few times I purchased it. Valtrex huh? Might try it, Burts feels thick sometimes.

Al Jolson?

I gave a guy a look for not washing his hands a few weeks ago and he said ‘I shower, it’s not like I don’t clean my package’. The logic is still giving me fits nearly a month later, or lack thereof I guess.

A bowl of orange juice with antibiotics floating in it and a side of Demerol