soiledfool
SoiledFool
soiledfool

Do penguins have dicks or is that a cloaca situation?

Fungree looks like he stared into the abyss and didn’t like what he saw looking back. That or he’s been doing speedballs for a week straight with no sleep.

Well I wasn’t demanding anything. I bow to your superior intellect and hope you have an exceedingly pleasant Wednesday.

Jenn give me examples of ten serial killers who went on stabbing people after being rendered impotent. Because the penetration right? You can commit battery without arms and legs but it’s harder okay?

Let’s just make the headsets so that if you grope somebody online a syringe of pethidine shoots straight into your temple and puts you in a coma for a month. Hopefully enough time to think about why you shouldn’t be a creep.

Bingo, you’re awful swell internet stranger.

You’re a dear, my heart goes out to your perspicacity.

I went there and blacked out from drinking too many Palomas. Ended up with a back tattoo of Bea Arthur and Estelle Getty 69ing while flamingoes ate ham salad out of their respective assholes. It’s really very tasteful. Upvotes to the moon fellow internet stranger.

I’ve always found her about as amusing as running over a mile long line of puppies in a semi

Man wish I could edit in that ‘a’. Aww pickle chips

Back at ya sailor

Apparently, I’m an imbecile you see. My feeble mind can’t understand abstract concepts. Thank you for elaborating the complexities of human sexuality.

Unfortunately you’re probably correct.

Gods and such jowls too, looks like lab experiment between a basset hound, the Stay Puft man, and old goose shit.

Yea but they help. I understand it’s a power trip but without sexual gratification I think it deviates from the realm of sexual assault. You think of major serial killers in the past, Gacy, Dahmer, hell even Richard Ramirez, although that last was perpetrating his rapes for Satan, theres a very strong sexual element,

Potentially 19 sexual assault cases. That fucker needs castrated, like yesterday. He obviously can’t handle having operant genitals.

So I’ll assume the giant white star is on the back of the navy blue one?

Ice Cube and Oliver Twist. Now I know the genesis of his famous Ice Twist and Cubiver albums. Should’ve realized how passionate he was about it.

They should just burst into flames when they’ve accrued too much asshole behavior. That or their genitals should fall off, morph into a giant crotch monster and beat them to death before exploding into apologetic fireworks.

Is that a blow dryer Porygon?