They should just burst into flames when they’ve accrued too much asshole behavior. That or their genitals should fall off, morph into a giant crotch monster and beat them to death before exploding into apologetic fireworks.

Is that a blow dryer Porygon?

That didn’t start it?!?!

I’m glad you clarified Nathan. As I scrolled I was definitely thinking ‘But can you pee on somebo....apparently yes’

I was gonna say...I remember wanting to scramble my frontal lobe with a corkscrew shoved through my nose and drink my own brains with a crazy straw when my sis used to watch the original.

Why do you keep responding? Practice what you preach.

Thank you for typing that so I didn’t have to internet friend. Exar Kun’s death mask filled with vodka soaked gummy Gammoreans for you!

Man he jumped up your asshole real fast.

Network transmitted directly to the hypno-dildos, Trump receives views of their distal colon transmitted to him with a device similar to that blender hat Carey’s Riddler wore. Thusly gaining power from the amassed sea of rectums.

He’s the Fairy Prince who is the companion to Rusty the Bear on ‘The Magicals’

“You’d rather have ten gauge needles jammed in your eyelids while coyotes pumped with bull shark testosterone gnaw at your genitals than watch our programming!”

Met the dude at a bar in Bloomington, just had a creepy fucking vibe from him.

I have no strong opinions about his music but those commercials he’s been doing for Silk make me want to load him into a trebuchet, set him ablaze, then launch him into a tank of mutant shark/crocodile hybrids.

Worse than that, my sister is in walking corpse mode. Looks like she wouldn’t notice if her arms got blown off.

Looks like an older version of Dahmer to me.

I break into a huge grin if not outright laughter when I see that advancement for white people shit. It’s like oh we’re so repressed and downtrodden, when will somebody put our interests forward. If you can really think that you’re nuttier than a Godzilla-sized squirrel whose just raided the Planter’s factory nutty…

Gotta shut that shit down, rip it off like a band aid. Break ups blow but it’s the easiest way. Sucks about your gam, especially that it was unexpected. I’ll send you all the positive mental energy I can muster internet stranger.

Well they have fucking cinnamon sugar now so that seems within the realm of possibility.

Was Kenneth having people send in sugar cubes as a show of solidarity?

Implying Salma Hayek is in any way unattractive is an egregiously dickless move. After seeing Dogma as a young testosterone addled teenager I would’ve cut off my pinky with a Lego to smell her.