Was one of those random ‘Why not I’ve already spent too much time at the airport’ reads. Basically picked it out at random. Ended up liking it a lot!

The likelihood of meaningful gun control legislation being enacted in this country is about that of news surfacing that ten years ago Trump spent his weekends volunteering at battered women’s shelters and donated ten million to Planned Parenthood. Would be lovely, not going to hold my breath.

Red Dead Resurrection-Play as John Marston’s shambling undead corpse and terrorize the townspeople!

Hopefully Miranda Kerr’s bodyguard gets a bonus or something. Stabbed in the eye, woof. At least a flesh colored eye patch with an eye painted on it.

Lapse in comprehension I’m afraid.

Lapse in comprehension I’m afraid, my brain was probably trying to stop me from reading something super upsetting

And his mom apparently likes him...

I believe he’s said he was a lesbian born in a mans body.

At this point this is shocking to whom exactly? By now I’d be more astonished if he’d commented about how he deeply respects women and values them (for something other than their bodies).

Hire him Colbert! Be a hell of a sidekick.

I desperately want to know how attractive Donald thinks he himself is. Like is he so delusional he sees a stately older Channing Tatum in the mirror as opposed to a sagging blow up doll pieced together by a serial killer from his victim’s flesh that was summarily discarded in a vat of radioactive sludge and camel…

Well after reading these stories in the comments I’ve gotta say I’m pretty actively disgusted at my gender.

Gross, even after you told him not to? Hopefully the next thing he gropes is a starving crocodile.

Cool guys don’t look at explosions!

Lovin him, feel like he’s days away from a popped collar, mirror shades and a flask of Wild Turkey. Maybe a motorcycle, just throws the keys in a vague direction when he gets off.

What are you gonna have kids in your twenties, as an old maid?!?!

Are you a good witch or a sandwich?

I would be unsurprised if a swarm of mo-bats descended upon her beckoning.

Okay I’ve looked at these pants multiple times throughout the evening. Why do they have a fly? With the waist band it’s not as if they’re easily unzipped or anything. Even if it was semi functional with the high waist that would assume she pisses out of her belly button? I dress like a homeless wannabe Nirvana roadie…

Very apt, also makes me think of my odd shape as a child/teenager and how much I had to roll up my pants...