Rodney King doesn’t ring a bell to me because I was three when it happened.

Well that’s thoroughly fucked.

Please tell me those aren’t a real thing....

Or those cardboard hamster containers big pet stores use repurposed by a particularly urine-soaked homeless anthropomorphic walrus monster as shoes which were summarily trod through a cranberry bog but instead of cranberries it’s heavily decayed goat droppings and the water is Crystal Pepsi.

It’s at the point I feel like it’s some overarching villainous plot and some heinous racist Machiavellian bastard is like poisioning cops. I absolutely don’t mean to make light of the situation because it’s obviously dire and incredibly fucking gross but what the shit is going on?

Everything I’ve heard Trump say about Rosie after she’s said something critical of him boils down to ‘She’s a big fat meanie’. Then he has to go to his tantrum warehouse and run over copies of Harriet the Spy in a golden APV.

Right, faceless robot heads don’t really do it for me.

Those are some whacky boobies. Do you actually see your protagonists face? Do you have any meaningful conversation with her butt? Just curious cause the Steam reviews all tout how attractive she is, seems a bit overzealous. I want an all-female fighting game with deliberately whacky breast physics, just have them…

No it’s mostly just her endeavoring to comfort him through long sessions of weeping and telling him he’s a ‘big boy’ while she slaps his limp cock around.

Pennyroyal Stromoval

I want to customize my B-wing with insignia and lasers and shit. Rogue squadron is the reason I still own a GameCube. I want a pure space fighter.

Force feed him spaghetti laced with baby laxative and puréed mangoes while making him watch the scene from The Birds where the children sing and arthroscopic videos detailing disempacting a colon for a month. Should prove effectively distracting.

Living is neat.

Donald Trump displays dangerous ignorance. Shock! Awe!

Complete ignorance in regards to the actual content. I followed through because I briefly thought the titular lady was the gal from Night Court.

Because they were addicted to the pizza. They’d revert back to normal turtles if they pursued a normal diet.

Don’t much care for golf but his signature beverage was quite a boon when I had to give up soda. It’s a pretty impressive achievement to live to 87 in and of itself too. I know it’s morbid but I wonder who the other two will be?

I was scrolling through pictures on my friends phone (I had received clearance and was assured of the absence of errant genitals). After about ten or so snaps I came across a picture of his current girlfriend. Completely nude and posed, wearing only white classic clown makeup (almost like a mime would wear), and plain…

When two Spider-Mans fight they might sometimes make strange noises but their not hurting each other

The sign about blowjobs being cannibalism is probably my favorite piece of protest paraphernalia I’ve ever seen. That’s why I swallow, as a devout consumer of human flesh semen is essentially my caviar.