Investigation Discovery is among the few reasons I miss having cable. I could sit down, smoke a bong and lose entire days to that channel.

Peenomancers actually

He just spends his days gazing into an enormous crystal phallus while applying layer after layer of glitter to his nude flesh. Breaks for self-flagellation in front of a billboard-sized mural of Estelle Getty and Bea Arthur 69ing with flamingoes drinking champagne from their respective assholes.

Whenever I see a story about a couple doing horrible shit together I’m always really curious how they met and how that comes up. I mean I had a hard enough time finding a wife who likes video games. Go on down to your weekly animal sacrifice to Leviathan, ‘Oh so you’re into rape? No kidding me too. Want to get…

Loved me some Robopon!

Pants Pouch Scary Animal: Fight so Bad I & II. Not terribly well known but classics in my humble opinion.

Shooting people is bad.

I got a blowy J in my truck waiting to pick up my friend who was a college DJ. Does that count?

Yea I’d be pretty skeeved out if my teacher mockingly told me to give her a rim job

Actually the name of my family’s glue factory...

I would be hard pressed to think of less attractive footwear. Maybe tissue boxes on your feet or those wooden clog thingys?

I had a brief moment of word jambling when I read the title and read ‘Nerf Horse’. My thoughts then went into a horse with Nerf armor, or a full-sized horse made of Nerf. Both of which I would feel are out of place in a game about WWI

Yea I've done hapkido for twelve years and I've as of yet not developed the ability to have a 360 degree cone of vision. Then for somebody to suggest that everyone carry weapons is absurd, yes let's roam around at night fully armed in roving bands like the Warriors. Come out and plaaaaay

I was really ambivalent to this flick until just about every ad break on Hulu featured the trailer and now there is much hate in me. I've been on bed rest from kidney surgery and by now I've seen it roughly eight million times.

Fritos and Coke for breakfast every morning? That guy was hardcore. If I did that after about a week my kidneys would explode out of my asshole with the force of a jet engine...

Dude in the picture looks like he’s a thirteen year old who just saw boobs for the first time...

Oh so he’s a precog in future crimes division now.

I don’t know why people think Mayer is so dreamy. If I found his voice even remotely tolerable maybe there would be something redeeming but I’d rather jerk off to a documentary about bonobos or a Golden Girls marathon or Legos with crudely drawn genitals on them as opposed to sexy time with J-May. Oh who am I kidding,…

It sucks that those folks got hurt but I think those exploding Galaxy Notes probably caused more damage.

Metal Fear: Zomsplosion