Lots of people working garbage jobs have to do a lot of that: Long hours with limited breaks and stretches without easy access to restrooms. I’m not saying it doesn’t suck, it absolutely does, but this sort of situation is hardly unique to people trying to make a living on camera.

Nah, all the best adults break into extended monologues about the failings of others. How else are you supposed to know how mature and brilliant they are?

It will end when they shut down the service, which will be no more than 30 seconds after they stop selling the product at full price.

Imagine if your tastes in humor froze at the age of 13. Now pretend you are in your forties and still think year one Xbox Live chat was the pinnacle of human discourse.

Just got my second vaccine dose and it really enhanced the experience. I could easily make out “OBEY” and “MARRY AND REPRODUCE” images.

For those that have not played it, a non-spoiler spoiler: If you have played through the Genesis and SNES incarnations, there are some pretty cool throwbacks to those games in the first game of this trilogy. “Dead Man’s Switch” is the weakest of the 3, but still a pretty good.

Lots of people live their lives without paying any heed to social mores, laws, or decency, but most of them don’t have the enormous pile of wealth required to evade the consequences.

It’s funny because Twitch could end this debacle instantly by just banning these streamers who are all definitely trying to engage the boundaries. Twitch  won’t though because while they are afraid of falling into the porn-hole, they also don’t want to lose the money these streamers are bringing in. Instead, they…

Growing up in a small Midwestern town, I heard more than once someone explaining how you can declare one race smarter than yourself but still not as good: The answer is always some version of: “Well they have more book smarts, but are less creative and lack the ability for independent thought so they can beat you on a…

Because if there is one thing that science has taught us, it is that the whole of human life can be broken down into a six or seven number stat block from an RPG.

Fusion was... Ok? I mean Other M was just plain bad by most standards. Fusion felt tonally off for most of its run time, and it had entirely too much exposition through cut scenes and monologues (the correct amount of dialog and monologue in a Metroid game is as close to Zero as possible) but I didn’t hate it.

When one apologizes, one is not entitled to forgiveness or absolution. If the apology is truly sincere, then prove it by doing better next time. Saying “my bad” is a nice first step but look at the history of race in this (and many other countries) and with a straight face tell me you think that asking for forgiveness…

Nah its fine for turning on autopilot and then ignoring everything else on the road until you bowl over a small dog or a jogger.

People are gross and grubby as all fuck. Even with the half-assed mask use we  saw from a lot of people, that marginal increase in overall not blasting germs all over everything and everyone made everyone get sick less.

Being skeptical of “influencers” is is definitely a health position to take. I remember as a child laughing at the disclaimers in front of certain TV shows pointing out that nothing should “be attempted by the viewers at home” as silly and obvious. But then I grew up and the last 20 years of the internet has taught me…

Gamergate was a reminder that people as a whole, are still intellectually lazy, and still vulnerable to the same bullshitting techniques that have been used to organize angry mobs for millennia. It didn’t create Trump, it was however a warning sign that there was still fertile soil waiting for someone to plant in.

On the bright side, instead of staying at that table for 2 hours longer than the rest of the patrons and then tipping less than 5% for a few hundred dollars worth of food and drinks, they left early, sparing the waitstaff the wasted effort on a bunch of assholes that were going to leave mad no matter what the staff…

My children do this when one of them knows they fucked up. So congrats, we have a country full of adults that can barely rival a 7 year old’s guile.

Natural selection is going to do a great job of thinning the herd I suspect if the last year is any indication.

3 is really good, and while it is an old ass JRPG, it still holds up pretty well.