Mitigating the effect of the blue shell isn’t the highlight here, despite its reputation, there are a few ways to foil a blue shell. The real master stroke, is catching his pursuer with that bomb blast when they thought it was safe to shoot past.

“We can’t be afraid to do what we do.”

I wonder if they will keep up the proud Fable tradition of promising the Moon and delivering one of those little yellow moon marshmallows from a stale box of Lucky Charms instead?

The truth sets you free?

I would be surprised if provoking a violent response from the people being grabbed/onlookers isn’t one of the goals.

Ditto was another “Sounds so good on paper but just utterly failed to keep my interest” game for me. So wish I enjoyed though, because all the right parts are there.

I haven’t felt very engaged to anything lately. Bounced off of Deadly Premonition 2 (hoping for an invert aim fix among other things)

It is always sad to watch someone try and keep time with an idiot. If Trump came out tomorrow and announced that eating your own shit with a spoon was the right thing to do, Kemp wouldn’t even look for a napkin first.

As as person fond of biting citrus peels, I am interested in these citrons you speak of.

Just wait until he finds out about hand washing!

When you view every other person that isn’t “one of you” as an inferior on the same level as animals, it all makes sense.

But the meritocracy!!!

Ubisoft really does have a preternatural ability to step in shit don’t they?

Wanting to sell an entire island full of people is pretty much 100% on brand for him.

I must have missed the meeting where it was decided that a person’s sexual orientation is now explicitly a “sexual situation”.

And again the ones who most complain about “Snowflakes” prove again that they are the most precious, and delicate of things.

Imagine being ok with killing someone for touching your piece of shit ass car.

I have a rule that I try to give anyone in grief the benefit of the doubt when I see or am the target of hostile behavior coming from them. Its fine for him to be pissed off, and its fine for him to get mad at someone probing at him.

If you were cursed to be born without a sense of humor or a single iota of charisma, then being an edgelord seems to be the go to substitute for internet shut-ins everywhere.

Obviously wizards keep them out with spells. Duh.