I’ll take “reluctantly eating their own” over “stares at feet and pretends there is nothing wrong with being a rapist” any day.

The guns and abortion alone are enough to move this particular group, but the other part of the statement is true too.

“Watch him start a massive war to rally his base” he says half-jokingly, and half-worried.

To be fair, there is no physical evidence that Moore did what he did, it is all accusation, so there is a chance it is made up*. On the other, Weinstein is “liberal” and Jewish therefore...

Laughter is a way to deal with anxiety and dread. Republicans are often the source of that dread. Their attempts to use humor are akin to having someone offer you a foot massage as they drill through your teeth.

“I wouldn’t trust the average restaurant management group to do the right thing,”

“My party can’t win a single goddamn seat in Washington, but I have a real chance to fix America as President. Also Vaccines are probably not bad, but maybe they are if implying they might be will get you to vote for me. Vote Stein”

The Gregorian calendar has a liberal bias, and isn’t even American.

And there is no problem with the church fucking the state either it seems.

“Crawl over here and tell these people about how I didn’t shoot you. Keep your hands over your head, and do not put them out if you fall. Get down or you are going to die. Now get over here, and tell them or I will shoot you!”

On the bright side, double recommends!

In Polanski’s case, it would be nice if he could be “held to his wrongdoing by law” at least once.

My brain changed “Steve Bannon” to “David Banner” and momentarily left me in some confusion. “Oh no, Is the Hulk racist?”

To serve and protect..... well someone I guess?

The myth of the “kind slave owner”. My favorite bullshit justification for slavery second only to “there was slavery in the bible therefore...”

When you believe that all politicians are scum, and the only ones that aren’t are “the one good one I voted for” it is pretty easy to just roll with it and not care. It will always come down to “keep liberals out”. The only direction that the GOP is going to be toppled from is the right, and honestly that could be…

“I can identify with that because I can’t see mine either!”

Mandatory sentencing today, forced wage garnishment for all people who used student loans until full repayment tomorrow.

The Dr. Nick diet

It’s the fry sauce, aka ketchup/mayo/relish that is key. It elevates an honestly pretty trashy burger. Try using that on a good one, you may be surprised.