Religion is a hell of a drug.

We must already be at the point that foreign leaders have learned to ignore Trump and just talk to the grown-ups instead. I would say that this presidency is a remake of “the Office”, but I think that is being unfair to the bosses in both the US and UK versions.

Actually Domino’s is the Old Milwaukee of pizza.

The trick is, to chase pizza with a Budweiser to get the taste out of your mouth. Then you eat a slice to get the hog-piss beer taste out of your mouth. repeat

The Budweiser of pizza.

“Somebody’s always yelling at you, telling you what to do, where to be, and when to do it.” It implies a certain inexperience—people have to tell him what to do in organized sports because he doesn’t naturally know how to play them.”

A lot of people either find religion, or make one.

Valve’s only goal with steam, is to create a store that requires little to no actual input from a human being. They want a machine that spits out money, but otherwise requires no supervision.

Electric cars should only “sing” songs from either from Super Mario Kart, or Katamari Damacy.

Generalizing makes me a colossal asshole, but its odd that most of the people I work with get to work on time virtually every day, but the same couple somehow got stuck in traffic 2 or 3 days a week despite driving in from roughly the same places as everyone who arrives on time.

I know it is entirely due to confirmation bias, but it seems like the larger the pickup truck a person is driving, the more likely they are to pretty much ignore every single rule.

THis is a thing that drives me nuts. Some (not all) cyclists seem to consider themselves both vehicles and pedestrians, taking the most favorable rule at any given moment between the two. I am cool with the guys riding in my lane right up until they start blowing through redlights and going between cars at…

If only people would start silently flipping him off at every single public appearance. No need for signs, no need to shout or otherwise engage, just silently raise a finger and hold it up as long as he is present.

Why do people like things I don’t!? Why?

Until Dawn doesn’t get enough love.

You could block the window (which is where a dog-monster comes through I think) and you could push a trunk over the trapdoor to block a zombie as well.

No, I was in Pittman. By “there” I meant the school in general.

I remember that place. I was an RA for 3 years there. Not a very good RA, but obviously not bad enough to lose the job. Good times.

When I got a PS4 pro, I was able to clone my hard drive onto the pro, so it can be copied in a fashion.

I got through medical school, and despite being about 20x more grueling than undergrad ever was, I never skipped a shower before an exam. 15 minutes in hot water is a far better use of your time than 15 extra minutes of cramming.