I looked at the pictures before I read the names, and I thought that was Vampire Gary Coleman. Very disappointed now.

I was playing RE in a dark room with the sound up. I was working my way through the morgue area when suddenly my cat snuck under my desk and clawed my knee.

Get some shrimp RIGHT NOW

So he wants to have his head strapped into goggles that block his outside vision, and he wants someone sitting in the room with him while he plays a spooky game, and he trusts that friend to not grab him suddenly or slap him with a wet towel in order to scare the crap out of him? Very trusting this friend of yours...

You can always find a let’s play that isn’t completely full of some chuckle head’s running commentary.

What really dragged this game down for me, was ironically, a lack of guns. The game was so stingy with the key drops that you often didn’t see very many of them. Additionaly, key drops only appeared when you cleared many enemies without getting hit. So what would often happen is as soon as you started to reach a…

The skimpy one in this case is just terrible. Not terrible as in “oh noes! my puritanical sensibilities are being offended!” but terrible as in “this is a dumb costume that looks stupid”. It should offend every man, woman, and child that has learned how to dress themselves.

I thought he was already president?

Marble Hornets was also spawned at Something Awful as well.

What they are saying is, if the game had lots of boobs in it, keeping it out of the marketspace would be wrong.

When you go to a restaurant, do you order the dog turds and cat vomit? Nobody is forcing it onto your plate.

Consumers have decided that they are the ones that own the characters, materials, platform, et cetera. Whenever a producer does something the consumer dislikes, it is not enough to just say “hey this looks like trash I’m not going to buy or think about it”, they have to get mad and offended that some corporation…