And the Lifetime tie-in for the pink ribbon crowd:

The NFL and it broadcast partners would like to remind our viewers that September is Prostate Cancer awareness month. Don’t forget the importance of getting an annual exam. 

“I’ve also never had my butt run into by my own team’s quarterback, resulting in a fumble that was returned for a touchdown by the opposing defense. That was the O-lineman’s butt. My butt had nothing to do with it. People forget that,” continued Mark Sanchez.

Or attended a Fred Smoot houseboat party on Lake Minnetonka.

Or been to a Buffalo Bills game.

The funny thing is the first unauthorized quote makes him look like a bit of a geek, hardly a terrible thing. Now in trying to block a reporter he looks like a huge insecure baby.

I really needed this tonight.

If you’re Justin Verlander, how do you complain about anything this petty?

I understand both Verlander’s unhappiness for being quoted about anything when he thought the exchange was not for public consumption. I also understand the caginess afterward regarding the cell phone—he was, after all, the victim of a cell phone hack that showed him and his now wife nude (it might have been Upton’s…

You were way too patient. I give salespeople fair warning. I say, if I ask for my keys back, you give them back immediately. If they hesitated for a minute I you yell as loud as I could “you give me my fucking keys back now or I’ll rip your fucking head off!”

Makes me think there should be an article on cars that people got back and what they found etc etc!

They do, don’t they? There’s literally a toggle to turn off crates and drops, or at least at launch... I may be 100% wrong on this.

Anything to move away from crates is an improvement for me. I have about 100 crates stored up because I stopped buying keys. The drop rates are ridiculous and I was tired of getting duplicates. I would like to know how they’ll handle that situation because I know I’m not the only one sitting on a cache of crates.

Just so I am understanding the comments correctly:

i love articles like this. i love hearing about people pushing games to their absolute limit. amazing stuff by this dude

> Unless his ID had a photo of him holding a gun in one hand

Yes. But that doctor was employed by the Golden State Warriors. 

“In the past year, I have 60+ IG & Tw DMs from KD, mostly from 3 convos initiated by him spanning 5+ hrs each.
I’ve asked for nudes, topless, bottomless, wet t-shirt, blurred nips, no face, blurred face, ass, ass cleavage, thong, partial thong, white panty, feet, toes, legs, a reverse Kirby with human feet where you…

No, this is like going to your job as a flight attendant, being delayed - as is common in your job, and dealing with people making shit jokes as part of your job. Because it’s your job.

I just had an an encounter not unlike this one. Only it was with a nurse, over the phone, trying to get my THREE DAY LATE chemo drug sent to the pharmacy. She is very young too, and I’m sick of these ‘children’ getting all ‘extra’ when they aren’t in complete control of a situation. They don’t know how to handle even…