Ugh, really a Sophie’s Choice situation there. But I think if I HAD to choose I’d rather them mess with taxes than healthcare. But really I’d like them to just go away.

And the corn has ears!

Potatoes have eyes everywhere!

Well, actually..... (SORRRY SORRY SORRY) she just hates those who are rude and not pure of heart. She’s pretty cool with Vasilisa for the most part, and her sisters Baba Yaga and Baba Yaga (not joking).

Sadly, my generation can no longer afford chicken-legged huts. The Baba Yaga dream should be accessible to all!

James Woods doesn’t think a 24 year old dating a 17 year old is bad. He thinks a 24 year old guy dating a 17 year old guy is bad.

So not only does Tamblyn’s description of the encounter ring true, she follows/juxtaposes it with this;

Ice cream commercials should be like this ^...........not creepy.

I have seen too many folks eat without washing their hands so I know they don’t wash their hands before they cook. Their kitchens are prob unsanitary and if I did a swab test on any surface I could prob grow all types of cultures. Not to mention folks who let their aninals be everywhere and dont wash their hands after…

The woman in my office who makes macaroons for funzies legit asked for my bacon recipe. Even odder, I have one.

Actually, I quite like that she has no problem sourcing her own mother as the person who taught her how to speak to these cretins. Her mother should be a proud parent!

Its like if Norman Rockwell was a hateful, less talented meth addict.

Omfg, are they planting that sprout from Wall-E?

Look, she doesn’t think “democratic behavior” has any place in a democracy. What’s the big deal?

“As mayor, what I would like is for PoC and transgender persons to not exist. I am white and that means something, god damn it! Thank you, Vote for Kim!”

“As mayor, what I would like to discourage is assembly,” Barnette said.

I understood it similarly. I would so much rather see a Freddie Mercury biopic than a movie about Queen moving on after losing him.

Haha I’m old. Time fucking flies, I swear I didnt realize it was 20 years ago. It’s like when I look in the mirror and shit some middle-aged lady is looking back at me. The story I told did happen, I promise, don’t let my dementia time skills make you suspect it. It was a hotel bar/restaurant in Chicago.

“Time doth flit; oh shit.”

As a person born in The United States I am EXTREMELY offended by your comment, and your religion's position on gender equality as a whole. You clearly have a conservative, Hasidic agenda and knew that by posting here, you would start a controversy among the readers of this site. I suggest before jumping to extreme and…