So, you must have suppressed many boners then.

50 staples is a serious injury but not something that needs 911 called...

I’ve had various serious injuries and have never called an ambulance. Injuries that have required stictches, staples, a shattered pinky that was also dislocated, a fractured knee cap, and a torn meniscus (twice). Why didn’t I ever call an ambulance? Because I knew I wasn’t dying. I either called a friend or drove…

Sooooo you’ve called it much after he’s done it. Great ground-breaking insight.

1/10 don’t quit your day job.

It’s not entertaining because the American Left has atrophied to an almost non-existence.

He’s gotta get new boots! (I have nothing against them but conservatives have some weird thing against anyone who doesn’t dress in white new balances and old navy flag tshirts)

You deserve to be ungreyed.

You look like an imbecile and probably are.

I’ve always yelled “BANG!” so I didn’t have to clean it!

Who said it was his main issue? People can advocate multipe issues at any given time.

I don’t really understand how switching to the metric system is inexplicable....

He prolly just jerked it to that.

A headline is supposed to intrigue you enough to read the story. Fuck off you whiny twit.

The point of a melting pot is not that it loses what it originally once was, but adds to what the pot is.

Everyone in this thread is talking out of their asses.

Wrong.

I’ve always been enamored by that quote. “I moved on her, like a bitch.” To me it sounds like his moving was bitch-like, not the woman. I need a grammar nerd to solve this for me.

That’s because *hint, hint* we were never a democracy.

Genuine thanks for that insight.