You could, I don’t know, get a coffee without sugar.

Ken Bone/William Johnson 2016- Too stupid to delete your dumb comments about porn.

In his eyes, you might be straight then.

Trump grabbing women, Christie screaming at teachers. Would have been great for the talkies.

They already have.

There is no answer as to whether she would legally be allowed to run. That whole “natural born citizen” clause has never been worked out.

Anything over one exclamation point is too many.

It’s in her Uber, obviously.

The proof that you are anti-male! No men’s shirts!

It’ll be all doomsday gold investment.

I think the Venn Diagram between Jezebel readers and potential Trump TV watchers are two circles touching at a single point like a tangent plane.

I want to make this comment my best friend and cook baked beans with it over a fire at the railyard.

Their brains have been evacuated already, quite obviously.

I think your comment shows you are a grammatical dingus!

What? Really? That’s the worst music take I’ve ever read.

That doesn’t even matter. GOOGLE FUCKING TRANSLATE.

They prob saw Contra and thought Iran-Contra.....Iran-Contra= Reagan=Republican id....bring them up!

Haaaaa!!! This dude is delusional! He’s not making any person on the far left’s head explode! I’m a resident there and I just shake my head and chuckle.

Yea, wtf was that? It couldn’t just be in the fucking tweet?