I don’t think he meant literal “new” to politics, just that two new people would have to run. If “none of the above” won this time around then someone else like, for example, Elizabeth Warren would throw her hat in.

Wait... That is American WWE and not WWE Japan??

That was a side-splitter. +1

Joanna...

What the god damn fuck is that? I'm very intrigued.

Person who is paid to be himself.

Wut? I'm sure there is a Venn diagram of regular WWE fans and Jezebel commenters and you are the lone soul in the middle.

This was a really awesome write up. I love Jalopnik but as a person with a casual interest in cars, a lot of the stuff goes over my head and I don't know where to learn more. This post explained everything in a manner that was sufficient but also wasn't baby-ish. I really enjoyed it.

Well Mr. Goodell, you of all people know CTE doesn't exist b

Please update me when you start posting those.

I heard an interesting tidbit on NPR. If any of the “Bernie Sanders” (of which there are quite a few) registered with the state, the real Bern would probably get those votes.

She literally makes me proud. Her and Tulsi Gabbard.

Leslie Jones should pull an Al Franken.

I distinctly remembering listening to Rush as a young teen and being like “hell yea, fuck them (liberals and various other assorted people). Then I became an adult and one day it just switched and I was like, “WTF is this straight garbage? None of this reflects how the world works” Then I realized Rush Limbaugh…

You know, I've thought of it. MANY times. I just don't have the time.

This has just been utterly despicable. Lainey nailed it. They are so scared to give away one fucking inch of their stranglehold on media that they can't even bear 1(!!) person encroaching on their turf. The one tiny morsel of hope in this is that they are on the losing side and it's going to start slow and hit them so…

!!! Yaasssss

Ashley, you were a rock star at Gawker. There aren't many writers I'd follow around the web but you are one of them. Unless you started writing for Breitbart. I couldn't sink to those depths or Vox, it's too boring for you.

Yup, people like her aren’t scared to rise up anymore. That’s why they are trying to utterly dominate her in this race. Can’t allow a crack to emerge in their dam.

Right on.