I’m sorry, who’s trying to lie about unicorns to your daughter? They’re very much real and I’ll fight you if you say otherwise.

And that little girl who grew up to be famous because her father helped OJ get away with murder turned out to be a moron. Now you know...the rest of the story.

Narcissists...like two peas in a gross, entitled, socially destructive pod. 

“I’m going to send [my KKW fragrance] to my lovers, to my haters, to everyone that I think of,

Honestly, the first thing I would say is “I have paid for this seat at this price; how will you be monetarily compensating me for giving it up?” and not budge until I have a voucher in hand.

I don’t understand (or believe) Alaska Airlines’ explanation because if two couples we’re sold seats in the same section why did they only need one of their seats? What’s more, if both couples belonged in premium seats why even bother the two already seated passengers over this? If the airline overbooked, that’s not…

This time next year, Julie Chen may be the richest divorcee in Beverly Hills.

So depressing but maybe that means that Big Brother will finally get cancelled so silver lining and all that. 

If you are born with many gifts follow the example of Ronan Farrow and do good with them.

This is what my favourite gym shirt says to that

The DeVos clan also owns at least four planes and two helicopters, the Journal reports.

I mean, obviously. How else does one protect oneself from bears, other than by putting guns in schools? An escape fleet, that’s how.

I personally didn’t believe the relapse stories because they seemed so PR choreographed. I dont even follow her but I know she released a documentary about her journey to sobriety and then shortly after a song called “I’m not sober”. I assumed it was some bizarre PR strategy to get her name buzzing again and rump up…

Here’s hoping she finds her way to counseling and some Suboxone strips; they worked for me, and it’s been 2 years of good, clean decisions now.  Down to a half a strip a day, and hoping to get myself trimmed back to a 1/4 a day soon enough, then an 1/8, before I think I can probably be done completely.  They really…

The fact that an emergency responder disclosed that she received Narcan - to TMZ, yet - seems a gross violation of her HIPAA rights. We simply should not know, and do not have the right to know about this. Shame.

Damn, I heard she had relapsed. Overdoses are common when someone relapses because they do as much heroine as before they got sober, but their bodies can't handle it. Hope she pulls through.

And then there’s this:

Kansas law allows a water park like Schlitterbahn to self-inspect themselves

I feel somewhat vindicated, that as a scaredy cat kid those things looked wrong to me even back in the day. I just always thought “when $&%# looks like that at 6 flags they make you wear a seatbelt.”