yes, damnit Emma, we all noticed that; and everyone but you realized the world would be a better place if we didn’t say anything bout it. Thanks for dragging down the world one more notch. 

I was so excited when I picked this book up. A friend pitched it as something inspired, transgressive, and unique. But to me it read less like a novel and more like an unintentionally melodramatic summary of a TV show. 

Can I sue her for the time I wasted reading that lousy book and for the emotional distress I feel every time I look at the people who’s taste I once respected who told me it was ‘sooooo good!’??

Did anyone finish this novel? I made it 50 pages, yawned and gave up...worth finishing, or was my ‘meh’ justified?

“The Girls” was kind of shit though. 

Should you write a book, you’ll have at least ONE reader.

lol ilu very good gif

OMG I CAN’T.

Doing what?

Ocasio-Cortez was a bartender, not a waitress. The bar tips out the wait staff, and the wait staff also tips out the bartenders, based on their percentage of alcohol sales. It sounds like the disgruntled coworker wasn’t happy with how much the bar tipped her out that shift. 

It’s almost as if Page Six is owned by a notoriously sleazy conservative media conglomerate that wouldn’t be above a smear campaign of an up and coming progressive WOC..???

Many restaurants pool the evening’s tips because bus staff has to be tipped as well, and it’s the easiest way to give everyone an even split.

What will make her extra scary to conservatives is if she cobbles together a functional, practicable plan for funding her (admittedly lofty and desirable) policy objectives.

From all the people who can claim that they personally know you, if you can find only ONE person who dislikes you, over an isolated incident that could have been an innocent mistake/miscalculation, then chances are you’re a pretty awesome person.

Well, I know a guy (also an awesome policy/activist type, and drives Beto around when he comes through Houston) who’s friends with her from college, and he says she’s the smartest person he’s ever met. So.

is their super couple name “hailBeebz”?

What I do know is they jetted off to Sag Harbor shortly thereafter

Funny, I really want it to be real.