Unless you stitched “F*ck the patriarchy and misogyny” in latin on those pants, this does not work.

My point isn’t that she’s a first daughter and therefore shouldn’t be there. She’s basic boring with zero style and an unearned career that she isn’t even good at. And I don’t think the Kardashians and Jaden Smith have any place anywhere. I don’t know who Zack and Cody are - they sound like Disney tv show duo or…

I was genuinely surprised by Lana Del Rey. I really don’t like her but this ensemble is gorgeous.

You know who should be covering this? Johnny Weir and Tara Lipinski.

Jenna Bush make me crazy with anti-nepotism rage. So about now, I think you’re a genius!

Nobody has even shown up in full Virgin Mary garb yet. I doubt anyone will even dig deep down enough to find St. Agatha or St. Gertrude and show up with cats on leashes.

I know. And a dog-abusing Republican like Mitt Romney?!! You know most of the guests are Democrats.

Yeah, but she shouldn’t be there, even as a correspondent! The media types should be MET Gala - appropriate. Like, at least have a tiny bit of style... that said, Jenna Bush isn’t even qualified for her regular tv job, so maybe I shouldn’t be surprised.

Amal Clooney is so style boring. WHY is Jenna Bush there?!!! She’s better suited judging a shopping mall beauty pageant.

Yes, lawyers have to present the best, most vigorous defense for their clients. But Cosby’s lawyers? JFC...just disgusting. Quite a capper, too. Trying to equate #MeToo with fucking lynchings. GTFO with that poison.

Preach, Girl. Twitter is the second circle of Hell that wraps around this planet called....well, Hell.

Dogs worldwide would be like “keep our name out of your mouth, Brunt.”

I logged in to say this and am completely unsurprised that someone beat me to it and that scores of others agreed. If he was to say that dogs were great, I would have to question whether I actually like dogs.

Don’t look now, but apparently the driver of the van in Toronto was a huge fan of Elliot Rodgers and has a facebook post hailing him for inspiring this “Incel Rebellion”.

Kanye on Twitter this week has been the most exciting thing happening in this cultural moment:

God damn, Ellis is maybe part of the alt right/men are right/elitist conservative mass as well?

“I’ve always had a desire to do things people wouldn’t even think to do”

Everything dudes do is revolutionary and never once thought of before. Duh.

I wish I couldn’t just understand what this Kanye fella is really all about.