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Hopefully she will also play her alternate universe leather-clad vampire doppleganger on this show

right? I hate that usage. It brings up images of pick-up artistes and cops.

“Females”

Don’t worry though, you can still post as many pics of your AR-15 as you’d like. THAT’S not obscene at all!

Facebook isn’t ready for this jelly.

Fuck PETA. They aren’t about what they want you to think they’re about.

I wonder if she’s dumb enough to think that if she quits the government now, Mueller won’t keep asking difficult questions about - say - drafting a highly misleading/false official statement about Don jnr’s meetings with Russian government officials?

To quote Caribou Barbie:

First- Curious. Is there anywhere that has posted a current list of turnover rates in the Trump Whitehouse compared to previous administrations? I’d actually like to see it.

He’s good with the cyber.

Only one thing left to do... get Barron an interim security clearance and put him in charge of White House communications and the Middle East stat!

Hell, IKEA since he’s all about DIY with plumbing, why not the furniture, too?

Like this one, probably:

Wasn’t that Klingon Jesus?

...weren’t the republicans supposed to be good with money? like wasn’t that their whole appeal at some point?

So this administration needs to fly 1st class to avoid haters and add expensive lounge and office furniture so they can be more comfortable while serving people...

No picture of the dining set?

The furniture purchases initially came to light after career staffer Helen Foster filed a complaint alleging that she’d been demoted after rebuffing Candy Carson’s demand that over $5,000 be spent on redecoration, claiming she was told that “$5,000 will not even buy a decent chair.”