After all these years, I finally realized that CPAC stands for Crazy People At a Conference.

“Now, that one’s a keeper,” Legates said. “Those are the kind of crabs we want to find.”

“What does that sound like? Sounds like communism, sounds like socialism. It sounds like authoritarianism.” 

Reminder that The Heartland Institute got its start shilling for the tobacco industry and only pivoted to climate change when that gig got shut down.

I did like how in her commentary Tara was praising Evgenia’s artistry over Alina’s raw jumping. I was like, O RLY.

She did! I can’t believe I’m saying this but that might have been my favorite interpretation of the Anna Karenina character of all time. And I love the Joe Wright film.

She really had the whole package in terms of jumps, beautiful choreography and commitment to her performance.

EVGENIA WAS ROBBED.

Blackmail is a felony, you box of hair.

I have a holy-roller friend in Missouri who was all about Greitens when he was campaigning/after he got elected. I mean, he went on and on about how great it was to have a leader with strong, Christ-centered morals in the governor’s office. Greitens is how Jesus would govern. On and on and on.

FAMILY FUCKING VALUES!!!!

As a Missourian I can’t say how elated I am when we hit national news, of any sort. As a PROGRESSIVE Missourian, being able to share this shitstain’s mugshot is the pinnacle of my fucking month.

FAMILY FUCKING VALUES!!!!

Came here for this. Not disappointed.

Donald, No.

This is pretty much the closest character to Ted

This is like that time he read Green Eggs and Ham on the Senate floor to protest the ACA.