This whole affair is just so emblematic of The Problem, isn’t it? You’ve got these gorgeous women with bodies I couldn’t even achieve by selling my soul to the devil, and yet our culture allows this fucking low-rent Pat Sajak motherfucker to feel like he’s entitled to critique their bodies.
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They really missed out not plastering the phrase “THERES A SUCKER BORN EVERY MINUTE” all over their posters.
Wow. The Kay Jewelers Christmas jewelry is getting uglier each year.
Princess Michael doesn’t like that once Meghan marries Harry, she will outrank Princess Michael, thus the racist princess will be expected to curtsy to a biracial woman.
2017 is the year I stopped being shocked, I’m hoping for a more pleasant 2018. Trump being impeached, idiot racist people being held accountable, gun laws that make sense, the list is endless. I’m fed up with watching the world burn.
You know what else is fucking me up, aside from planets transiting other planets and general right-wing fuckery? These stupid video ads GMG is now using that pop up after the first paragraph like five seconds after I’ve started reading the second paragraph so that I lose my place and have to scroll down to pick it up…
Don’t worry, 2018 will be worse. Until maybe November 9thish.
I’m knocking on wood whilst typing this, but today hasn’t sucked for me yet.
You might need more help than we can offer if your tits are on your back, sounds like things have really taken a turn for the worse!
I knew today was going to suck so I stocked up on weed. Got an ounce of Kosher Kush waiting at home, and when I get home I’m going to be like
In addition to this shit show that we are creating on this planet, I found out today that my dog is dying of cancer and probably will be gone within a few weeks. And my drug addict brother has decided to go off the wagon for the holidays. He becomes argumentative, drains the bank account and just ruins everything for…
I count down to solstice every year. And then I start counting down until the end of February, when days are not horribly short anymore.
This is not going to win an oscar, come on lol
i swear i would never. i claim autocorrect. (thank you for pointing it out)
it is a remake of a remake of a remake of a remake (you left out the original, What Price Hollywood? starring Constance Bennett).
Where they all come from-ChristianMingle.com.
I’m not sure if it’s the state of our country and the horrible Cheeto in office, but I feel like I’m getting enough awful pettiness IRL that I don’t need to tune into Bravo to watch it. I’m tapping out of each city one by one. I do love my BD and VR, though. That’s must see TV.
Nah, it’s just Fergie looking for another story to sell to the papers.
What were the commenters of Jezebel doing in 2007? I’ll start.