I’m so very sorry you lost your twin.

I’m so sorry you lost your twin. It must be tough each year.

So sorry about your twin. Sending you pre-Birthday internet hugs.

D-O-G is just being his asshole cat self, and it’s helping.

D-O-G, when interviewed, said he himself doesn’t need training, as he is so naturally awesome, but is willing to assist those poor benighted dog-things in trying to slightly increase their own capabilities.

It’s the other color Jorni now, right?

i was gonna respond with a relevant blake shelton lyric, then i’m all like, lol.

Todos los mexicanos que viven en Estados Unidos deberían de encomendarse a la virgencita (aparte de que porque hoy es su día) para que no gane Moore.

Giada’s pretty up there on the cringe meter.

So what you are saying is they Don’t Speak?

Oh hey, me too! This one’s my favourite, even though it’s technically a tall/even taller version

They should go with the family tradition.

I am taller than someone! I am taller than someone! Whoo fucking hoo, I am taller than someone.

I’d ask how it’s possible he’s not dead from malignant cancer, then I realized cancer must be avoiding him out of professional courtesy.

Roy Moore doesn’t want to be fed... He wants to hunt!

Carbonated drinks are highly acidic, though. So you can still damage your enamel if you imbibe often enough, and 12 cans a day is basically soaking your teeth in acid during every waking hour.

Probably. He’d need 250k people to spend $20 to see it to recoup the costs, though, and I think that’s unlikely. Someone is just going to leak it online.

How is it some of us are forever banished in the greys, but this creepy sexual harassment/sexual assault apologist is free to post this crap?

Wtf is with this Jorni, ham, bally, etc etc. person? Nothing but burners created today having a convo with themselves. It’s nuts. Who is starring those comments?!?

I know he’s a dick, but little things like this remind me that he’s SUCH A DICK.